KINGTON CAMP POEM Dear old England's not the same, We dreaded the invasion still it came It was not the dreaded hun, But the goddamn American army's come We see them on the bus and trains We let them have seats And then we get run down By American army jeeps With admiration we would stare At all the ribbons that they wear But they'd hadn't fought the hun No glorious battles had they won They crossed the sea, brave men in boats They laugh at us for drinking tea But the funniest sight you'll ever see Is a gum-chewing Yank where every they be They moan at our luke-warm beer Then after drinking three or four You'll find them lying on the floor You should see them try to dance They pull and hug and start to prance When you're half dead they stop and smile They're enough to make red-indians' jealous They are civilized - so they tell us. I love your hair the way it curls Your eyes would dim the brightest star You are the competition for Heddy LeMarr You are their life, their love, their all For no other will they fall The camp has gone, your love departed You wait for mail that never comes And they you realize you were awfully dumb With a different face and a different girl I love you honey please be mine The same old Yank, the same old line